What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird