What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird