Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

Harper Lee Jokes More Harper Lee Jokes

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)