Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.