Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!