Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird