Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!