She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
A hundred dollar bill.
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
With a pita pan.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.