What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.