What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.