What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..