How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women