What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.