What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Progress Jokes More Progress Jokes

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"