What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"