Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

Transylvania Jokes More Transylvania Jokes

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose