What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.