What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Previous Random Joke Next

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.