What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.