How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."