In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
It was worth a shot.
Mash-scara!
Finding a condom in your hole!
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
So that they can pack the defence!
Gynecolleges.
Because they live in schools!
Cause all their pants are half-off
Your mother.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
I can't pair wines like this.
Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He plays golf.
You might get a hole in one.