Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver