What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)