What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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With a broom and a dustpan.

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Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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She was a woman.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........