What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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He removed the appendix!

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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That was the most violent book I've ever read.