What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.