What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!