What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.