What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running