What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!