Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.