What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.