What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...