What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."