What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.