What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne