What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy