Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Plain Jokes More Plain Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.