What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.