What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.