What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."