What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile