Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile