How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic