How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.