What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.