Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.