What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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swimming goggles

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.