What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons