How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan