How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.