Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
They start with Juan
Plan C-ya.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
He didn't want to stake his tent.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Cause they work out.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Spag.
