Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
Bella
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
Messie Thank you and goodnight.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!
Because freedom rings
Their spaceships Netherland.
At parking meteors.
Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
The Hare Force
His red wings.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
