What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!