What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What did he make?

H20

Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

K9p Jokes More K9p Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.