What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Nothing. We're on reddit

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A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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His hand caught fire.

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Whitney Houston's nose

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A coconut!

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

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20 hydrogen atoms.

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A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.