What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.