What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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I stopped butchering goats.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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A slowpoke!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.