What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.