What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.