How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.