Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!