What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."