What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.