What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...