What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!