Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati