What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".