How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese