How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.