What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture