What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What do you call an Irish-Canadian?

a Mickey Moose

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture