What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!