Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!