Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!