Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!